Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...