Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Some beauty parlors do a great job…
Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...