Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...