Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...