What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...