The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...