A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...