Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...