His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...