The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...