Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Favorite Drink
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...