Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...