Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!