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161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...