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DUMB Questions Part 5!
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Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Where lawers come from
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The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...