Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...