Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Herpes Prevention
Researchers say they’ve discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes…Must be...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...