If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
A pool table?
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Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.