Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...