Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...