Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack....
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to…
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...