Choking a girlfriend
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Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
The guide for all men
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Bee jokes 02
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Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...