Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...