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I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
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A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
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She: Do you think of me when…
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Why do men name their penises?
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A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
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