You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...