What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...