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My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.