Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...