Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...