Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
How to Shower like a Man!
How To Shower Like A Man:1 – Take off clothes while sitting on the...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...