Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...