HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...