Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...