THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...