Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...