Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!