Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...