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Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
I flattened your cat
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A dog’s chalkboard assignments
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The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Coffee is better than Women.
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Little Johnny was in class again…
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Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
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