Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...