The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
I just needed to use your car
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Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Chain Letter Type lI
Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really,...