Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
police glow worm
|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...