What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...