Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
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Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...