Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...