Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...