Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...