Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...