Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...