Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...