Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!